Scarlett O'Susi

Warning: This is cathartic. Not interesting.

2008-06-26T20:19:51Z

I was supposed to go vip to Wimbledon tomorrow. I don't like tennis, but I do like champagne and I do like free shit. My stupid foot has meant that I have to had to give the ticket away. From tomorrow I'll have worked from home for 3 days in a ...

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The joke is on me

2008-06-24T20:26:26Z

Hilariously. I can't walk and the best girl in the whole wide world (Leonie) has had to strap up my foot. It's fucking agony and I can't wait for the ibruprofen to kick in. I will be spending the rest of the evening trying to convince myself it w...

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Well, if you insist on seeing them...

2008-06-23T13:43:29Z

These are waaaaay better than a one-bedroom flat in Muswell Hill. Officially for The Wedding of the Century at the end of July, it may well take me that long to work out how to walk in them.

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Argh! Only 49 years, 6 months left!

2008-06-17T21:08:03Z

All the way back in March, I made a list of 50 things I wanted to do in the next 50 years. It turns out it was a marvellous way to focus the mind, and there are at least two things I've done. Go me! June has an even number of letters in it, begins...

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Brownies, babies and bad photography

2008-06-12T17:22:53Z

I completed my second baby shower this weekend, and even managed to contribute. My brownies were the talk of the town, which must have been galling for Paul, who had spent heaps of money and effort hosting, and Leonie, who laid on a spread of san...

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I left my dollars in San Francisco

2008-06-05T20:14:26Z

So, it was amazing. It's such a fantastic city, and I had such a fantastic time. There was red wine There was steak There was ice cream There was rolling about on a hill There was priming of wine glasses There was shopping in Anthropologie Ther...

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And as I was saying...

2008-05-27T20:34:30Z

Not that long ago I made it known that I'm not a huge fan of restaurants and bars who sign their toilets in unclear signs. And yes, not knowing much about Mexico, I went in the boys toilet. Apparently that one wasn't it. God damn that Ma...

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Hair and flowers and other good stuff

2008-05-12T21:23:07Z

So, I am totes going to San Francisco, that place that I've told people I wanted to go to, plotted getting to through the medium of Apple and done everything short of actually booking a flight to. It turns out, all you need is a bit of cash burni...

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The real reason people wear sunglasses in clubs

2008-05-08T22:09:39Z

I hate that I waste time being angry. I hate that there are some days when I know I'm being mean to people who have just been trying to make conversation with me, that I give people dirty stares as I pass them on the street, that I'll walk down th...

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Pavement sex

2008-05-07T08:50:49Z

Verb: The act of meeting a stranger's eyes when you're walking down the street, and the mutual acknowledgement that you both *would*. Typically happens when it's sunny.

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